maxeth:

acolderindigo:

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fireandshellamari:

I choked so much

BARKS

WOOF

clientsfromhell:

I quit a client project after he refused to pay my invoices. A few months later, he got in touch out of the blue. This is exact email:

Client: Hey, I’m taking some eHow classes in all that s*** you were charging me for so I can do it myself. The only thing I need to know is if you would happen to have a spare copy of this “Adobe’s Creative’s Suites” that I could use….??? :) ;)

damnyoumodoshuffler:

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

mtgbrother:

Savage Punch your way to Khanhood | Temur Spoilers

Okay. So. In Tarkir, bears are 4/4s. When Surrak punches a bear, he becomes an 8/8. That means, if you kill something by dealing twice it’s toughness in damage to it, it launches out of its skin, leaving behind a neat little cloak.

Hardcore.

sassymod:

Okay, so I won’t tell my doctor about this depression and we’ll just let it runs it’s course.

I don’t need another medication change.

We’re fine.

I need to kill myself anyway

You don’t need to kill yourself. If you need medication, then you need to keep letting your doctor know. You can’t let this darkness defeat you. You can’t give in. I know you. You’re stronger than that. You are. I believe in you.

sassymod:

If anyone has taken the time to notice, I’m just a toxic fuck-up.

I should just jump

You’re not toxic. You’re a beautiful, smart, talented person that has a lot of bullshit on her plate to deal with. You’re a wonderful individual and I feel privileged to know you and to be able to call you my friend. Don’t you ever consider something as horrid as that. You’re more than worth our time. We all love you.

Tumblr REALLY wants me to follow someone that I neither like nor want to have anything to do with. This is bullshit.